We were on iChat all night long– Justin Bieber
The t9 on my phone for 7448 goes from shit to Shit to SHIT to shiv. Hahahaha
I was definitely the first person to turn in my math test. Only 31 minutes left until the period ends…
i cannot wait until i can drive.
okay, parents. i understand that you don’t want to be my chauffeur, but that’s really the only option. i hate how it’s my parent’s decision about whether i can go to the game. they don’t respect how necessary it is to support my team. thank god i’ll have my license by the time the season starts next year, otherwise i wouldn’t be given the privilege of a...
Tonight was a really good night! I’m sad it’s over but I’m excited for tomorrow :)
Today, I found out that, as defined by Gary Larson, Luposlipaphobia is the fear...– What? Bahahaha
Why am I so amused by MLIA? :P
“Today i found out that it is illegal to ride a giraffe on the sidewalk. When i told my girlfriend about this all she said was ‘but it didn’t say you couldn’t on the road.’ I knew i chose right. MLIA”
My head hurts :/
Does anyone have ibuprofen? Haha
YOU LOOK LIKE A FOOL WITH THOSE BUNS!– hot pocket commercial. bahahah
Today, while in an argument with a friend, I couldn’t think of any...– MLIA
Yesterday, I couldn’t make it to my track practice. To compensate I got on...– MLIA
‘Does this termite belog to you?’ ‘where are you thugs...– RV. I laugh so hard when I see this scene
i a m s o b o r e d
but i don’t feel like sleeping.
Today, I discovered that if you put the word banana in a string of hahas in a...– MLIA :)
Is suuuuper exciting haha I’m listening to Justin Bieber :)
I’m craving special k :/
school tomorrow? i don’t feel like sleeping. haha hmm this could be interesting. :P
i promise you kid, i’ll give so much more than i get; i just haven’t...– the one, the only, Michael Bublé <3
Today, I bought a pack of extra sharp cheddar cheese. I cut myself opening it....