My life is too complicated right now. I just need to go to sleep but I can’t.
i really don't feel like packing
but i love my dad too much to make him angry. asdfghjkl. i better go do that.
i told myself that i would start packing when i was finished with this, but i’m not sure that will happen. 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. “i, michael henchard, on this morning of the sixteenth of sept-“ 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What’s there? the case for my computer. 3. What is the last thing you watched on ...
stats about me
thank you random facebook app. you made me smile. Jillian Moore has 674 friends. 177 of them are male, 401 are female, and 96 are confused about their gender. Based on her Facebook profile, Jillian has a 91% chance of getting married and is likely to have 7 children over her reproductive years. She will make about $8,135,968 in her life and pay $2,440,790 in taxes. In Jillian’s...
i'm scared of next summer.
it’s going to be crazy. there’s only 11 weeks of summer. first of all, i’m going on a people to people trip to greece and italy, so that’s 3 weeks gone. and then i’m going to ecp and beach camp, and there’s 2 more weeks where i’m away. then there’s the road trip that dana, calum and i are planning and that’ll be like 1 week. and vbs at my...
i’m now home from one of the very best weeks of my life. el camino pines, i love you with all of my heart. it’s kind of sad though. i was expecting to see some old friends from years past but no one showed up and i had to make new friends. i only knew 3 people from previous years and usually i know almost everyone. but it’s okay cause the friendships i made this week will last a...
i’m going to camp until friday. don’t miss me too much ;)
It is not absolutely necessary that you have fun. But life’s better if you...
In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all,...– albert einstein
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.– albert einstein
Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It’s...
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s...
Woman 1: "What is that little trash can on the screen?"
Woman 2: "My son says that is call the 'recycle bin'. He tells me when I don't want a Word document anymore and I delete it, it really goes in there."
Woman 1: "Why in the recycle thingy? Can't you just erase it?"
Woman 2: "Oh no, Word wouldn't work for very long if I did that, I would run out of blank pages."
Woman 1: "Why?"
Woman 2: "Because it cleans the words off the pages, then sends the blank sheets back to Word so they can be used again. That's why it's called the recycle bin."
this person fails just a little bit.
Customer: "I installed Windows 98 on my computer, and it doesn't work."
Tech Support: "Ok, what happens when you turn on your computer?
Customer: "Boy, are you listening? I said it doesn't work."
Tech Support: "Well, what happens when you TRY to turn it on?"
Customer: "Look, I'm not a computer person. Talk regular English, not this computer talk, ok?"
Tech Support: "Ok, let's assume your computer is turned off, and you just sat down in front of it, and want to use it. What do you do?"
Customer: "Don't talk like I'm stupid, boy. I turn it on."
Tech Support: "And then what happens?"
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech Support: "Does anything appear on your monitor? I mean, the TV part."
Customer: "The same thing I saw last time I tried."
Tech Support: "And that is what?"
Customer: "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"
Tech Support: "Yes, sir. What is on your screen?"
Customer: "A bunch of little pictures."
Tech Support: "Ok, in the upper left corner, do you see 'My Computer'."
Customer: "No, all I see is that little red circle thing with the chunk out of it."
Tech Support: "You mean an apple?"
Customer: "I guess it kind of looks like an apple."
it bothers me
when people talk about one thing for too long when i can’t remember words to a song when people don’t knock when i can only find one sock when i misspell when i type when my words don’t come out right when my guitar callouses peel when people don’t care how i feel when my voice cracks when i can’t seem to relax when people repeat themselves like i’m...
N is for Neville who died of ennui. →
ilessthanthreeyoou: i’m really excited for school to start. lame, i know. but i am looking forward to soo much. i already have tons of plans, and i love school and seeing people. i just hope things don’t change this year. i’m kinda lovin’ life right now<3
things are not always what they seem
H2O: Dangerous Chemical!
A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical “dihydrogen monoxide.” ...
Ode to the Nice Guys
This rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, ...
i remember why i don't go on tumblr anymore.
it takes too fricken long to load! and my semi-adhd mind won’t give tumblr enough time to load before i just go onto another website instead. i don’t know if that means that tumblr is in fact detracting itself from inpatient people or it’s just implying that it’s worth the trouble.
my brother and i just had a heated discussion about sporks. i think they’re awesome. he does not. i mean if you really think about it there’s not much you can actually eat with a spork. you can’t eat soup cause it just falls out cause you have those dumb prongy things and you can’t eat, say, a salad cause the prongs aren’t long enough to actually grip the...
i need to post stuff more often. whoops. :P